Kids song lyrics

Dear Old Daddy's Whiskers

We have a dear old Daddy whose hair is silver grey
He has a set of whiskers - they're always in the way

Chorus:
Oh, they're always in the way, the cow eats them for hay
Mother eats them in her sleep
She thinks she's eating shredded wheat.
They're always in the way.

We have a dear old Mummy. She likes his whiskers too.
She uses them for cleaning and stirring up a stew.

Around the supper table, we make a merry group
Until dear Daddy's whiskers get tangled in the soup.

The hottest days of summer are getting pretty good
'Cause Daddy waves his whiskers and cools the neighbourhood